Old Bob on Election Night

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Did you hear about old Bob?

He never had much luck

Then the republicans give him a job

And someone paid him 100 bucks

They said we got an election

And some illegals gonna wanna try to vote

So we need you stand by the voting site

And make sure they don’t get close

So Bob got out his baseball bat

And he went to do his job

Making sure that Seminole country

Was free from voter fraud

He showed up at the library with a Confederate flag on his truck

And he brought along some beer and soon some friends showed up

And at first it all was fun

But then it just got slow

When the day kept getting hotter

And the beer was getting low

And Bob was about to head to out to buy a few more that were cold

When a family showed up in a minivan and they were yapping in Espanol

Well Bob walked to the family

Looking mean and looking mad

And he asked to see their id’s

Because he thought that was a right he had

And they thought joe was a crazy person

And one of them pushed him back

And then Bob went back to the bed of the truck and grabbed his baseball bat

And he beat the man so close to death

Some people watching just got sick

And that’s the story of old Bob

And how the republicans won that district

Music and lyrics by Benjamin Adair Murphy ASCAP (464341364) Watery Grave Music ASCAP (396517127)

Old Bob on Election Night (ASCAP ID# 908817493)

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