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Ouch! I'm in tremendous pain
And this pain it has a name
My doctor said it’s called bone spurs
And it really really really really hurts
So I can’t go to war, no not me
I need to stay at home and do the bone spurs boogie
Bone Bone Bone Spurs Boogie
Bone Bone Bone Spurs Boogie
Bone Bone Bone Spurs Boogie
Please, daddy please send somebody some money
I need to stay at home and bone spurs boogie
I feel bad that I can't do more
But I can hardly walk around the golf course
I’m so sorry that I feel this way
I swear to god that I’ve got x-rays
But can’t a scratch on my beautiful body
I gotta skip the war and do the bone spurs boogie
Bone Bone Bone Spurs Boogie
Bone Bone Bone Spurs Boogie
Bone Bone Bone Spurs Boogie
Please, daddy please keep me out of the Army
I need to stay at home and bone spurs boogie
Send the poor blacks
And the hicks from the farm
Send the dumb white trash
Send them all into harm
The sons of cops and the sons of truckers
I can’t be around all those losers and suckers
Please daddy please you gotta believe
Daddy just don’t make me leave
Bone Bone Bone Spurs Boogie
Bone Bone Bone Spurs Boogie
Bone Bone Bone Spurs Boogie
Please, daddy please do this for me
I need to stay at home and bone spurs boogie
Music and lyrics: Benjamin Adair Murphy ASCAP IPI# 464341364 Watery Grave Music 396517127 ASCAP ID: 909328958